Life Coach

Once I met with a life coach
whose first hour was 100% free!
During this time my car was towed

The guy at the impound lot suggested
“Next time maybe read the fucking signs”
which was not free

As it turns out
the most useful advice
I heard that day.

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Greg Stewart is a Canadian poet based in British Columbia. He writes and performs regularly, and has twice been a featured poet at Poetry Floodlight in New Westminster, where he continues to be active in the local poetry community. This is his first publication.