Hermit Crabs
Most of them now use plastic or metal
for their homes. I saw one online
wearing a coffee scoop. Another hoisted a pvc joint
like a telescope. A little one donned a fun-size
fruit cocktail can. Shells are heavier and cumbersome
to lug around. But our garbage provides a steady
supply of lightweight camouflage and flashy displays.
The rakish tilt of the red coffee scoop sends
an unmistakable crawl hither signal, not to mention
the appeal of its long, hard handle. And the elbow joint—
he enters one side, she the other…you know the rest.
It’s unfortunate that some slip in, get stuck, and die.
But we once lived dangerously in caves and trees
and fashioned talismans with bones and feathers.
Seashell necklaces protected us. And look at us now,
thriving in our microplastics. Millions of pounds
of bottle caps, medicine cups, and other trash
are washing up on the beaches of the world. Hermits
are crawling and choosing among the bright array.
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Eric Nelson’s most recent book is Horse Not Zebra (Terrapin Books, 2022). He lives in Asheville, North Carolina.

