Bachelor Party Dunk Contest
My bachelor party wasn’t at some
seedy strip club or
a casino across the Louisiana border.
I got BBQ with old friends
who drove six hours
for short rib Frito pies.
My wife was there, though I suppose
she wasn’t my wife yet. It wasn’t
the conventional thing.
A craft beer bar in town
was having a dunk contest
in its side alley
so we headed over to see
if any of us could dunk. The rim
was low enough for me to dream,
but high enough that my best attempt
found my fingers just grazing
the fringe of the net.
None of us made the final.
Not that we expected to.
I had this whole plan: pull my phone out,
mid-dunk, take a selfie
of that triumphant moment. Maybe,
I thought, the judges
would give me extra points
for the trick. But I couldn’t
make that leap—sometimes the mind
gets ahead of the body.
*
Everyone In Des Moines Wants To Talk About Caitlin Clark
& they don’t want to talk about the dissonance
of loving women’s sports at a time
when the governor is pushing the whole state
to the right, an acceleration
toward limiting so many things. This guy
walks up to me in a bar & asks if I
can tell him something he doesn’t know
about Caitlin Clark. I could have said
anything. I could have told him
that birds shoot from her hands when she releases
the logo three. Could have said
she knocked one in off the jumbotron.
Everything’s believable if you have
the right subject matter. My in-laws
complain that the game is on ESPN tonight
& they don’t have ESPN. We could fix that—
I could log them in so they could watch
what might be her collegiate swan song,
but I’m not sure they want that,
to potentially witness her end. No one
does. On Twitter, the sports business guy
makes another uninformed post about NIL
like that might change something,
a different decision. His words
fork no lightning. Tell me, the man says again
because I have stood there & said nothing.
*
The ROMCO Super Late Model Series
I told my father I wanted to be a racer
at a car show in Houston,
which of course we couldn’t afford,
but we could afford the free tickets
one booth was giving out to something
called the ROMCO Super Late Model Series,
which was running at a track
on the northwest side of the city. That place
had the best cheeseburger I’ve still
ever eaten, my first onion bun. “Play
That Funky Music” blared
from a busted speaker. My parents
made friends with one driver’s wife.
I can’t tell you who won,
but after the checkered flag, when we went
back to the garage, that driver let me
sit in his car &, for a moment,
it felt like dreams might
be attainable. What’s it matter
that he’d finished near the back.
That we’d go there once more,
to see him run an even bigger race
& he’d finish worse than before.
He gave me a signed hat
for the 18-wheeler parts company
he ran up in Oklahoma. Years later,
I was watching a documentary
about a man & his tigers,
& in the background, that hat,
& I thought about that onion bun.
*
Justin Carter is the author of Brazos (Belle Point Press, 2024). His poems have appeared in Bat City Review, DIAGRAM, Sonora Review, and other spaces. Originally from the Texas Gulf Coast, Justin currently lives in Iowa and works as a sports writer and editor.
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